Apocalypse

Relating to the end of the world, or at least humanity.

This title describes something wrong in the world

This is a description of some kind of fuckery, including a link.

Guy With Srsly Bad Timing

Double Atomic bomb survivor dies in Japan.

My favorite bit:
Immediately after the war, Yamaguchi worked as a translator for American forces in Nagasaki....

I could not be so forgiving.

I for one welcome our cute, masked overlords

Bound to happen eventually: raccoons stop taking no for an answer.

Post-Rapture Pet Care

This is probably not new to all, but it gave me a giggle: http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/.

Franchises available! Call now! From the creator of the site:

So I'm toying with setting up this service for the North East and franchising it to other sections of the country. While New England wouldn't be a top performing area, representatives in the Midwest and the South, the Bible Belt, would have more takers than they could shake a pooper scooper at.

Two great tastes that.... oh, wait.

Words won't do it justice. Just go take a look at this classy, hand made, custom molded resin spoon rest on Craftster. You won't like it.

they ran out of women to rape

Male rape is on the rise in the Congo, one of the worst places on earth.

More Florida shenanigans

A new 32-story, 200-unit highrise condo building in Florida has one tenant. You know what I'm thinking? POOL PARTY!

15 miles of mysterious Arctic goo

"'It's certainly biological. It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter. It's definitely, by the smell and the makeup of it, it's some sort of naturally occurring organic or otherwise marine organism.'"

Westboro Music Video !!!

Sooooo awesome. Worth making it to the end! http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/07/01/westboro-baptist-church-the-song/

Creature in the North Carolina Sewer

Viral video explained:
They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting.
(The link above is tame, push play at your own risk!)

Mmm, that's good Vampire!

In Chad, you can get a plate of fried blood for about 20¢. With peppers, onions, salt, Maggi stock cubes (aka, flavored MSG), and spicy sauce.

They don't really say what kind of blood, but that's probably all right.

A run on red mercury

Panic in the streets over the possibility that antiquated sewing machines may contain trace amounts of a non-existent substance, making us all rich beyond our wild dreams:

Check your sewing machine for red mercury today! Could be a total cash cow.

Where's my STUPIDITY category???

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