Minor Malorum Duorum

SRSLY need that Texas tag.

...while drugged! Vicodin used as "silly pills" to help children get up on stage at a semi-secret swinger's club and do sex shows for adults. Gotta say, children can have so many descriptors applied, but wank material just does not make the cut. Probably anyone who ever got aroused watching that kind of thing should also be imprisoned. For safe keeping.

No matter how rocky your relationship with your siblings, they've probably never eaten you...

A 73 year old man has apparently kept his daughter in the basement and had 7 kids with her. His *actual* wife was living upstairs, and there were 7 *other* kids with her. She was down there since 1984.

Why? Why do people need to be that way?!

Wow! Damn dude. Actually this will probably bother a lot of pro-choicers too. It may be wise for most people simply to move along... ;)

"Aliza Shvarts, a senior art major at Yale, artificially inseminated herself "as often as possible" while periodically taking abortifacient drugs to induce miscarriages for her senior art project. The Yale Daily News has more details on Aliza Shvart's miscarriage art project."

It's worth reading the article for the description of the piece if nothing else. Hysterical.

An 8-year-old Colorado boy has been suspended for sniffing a Sharpie. The principal has also banned permanent markers in the school itself. The local Poison Control Center says, "Uh, Sharpies don't get you high...." The principal responds, "That r srs markr!"

"A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward."

The headline is disturbing enough; the fact that the content is exactly what the headline makes it sound like is even worse. An underage girl is being questioned about her potential connection (as in, mother of) a fetus found in the trash on a plane. They are waiting to find out whether the fetus was born alive and, if so, where, before they can figure out whether a crime was committed, and whose jurisdiction it belongs in.

A very small woman had a very normal sized baby. Link w/picture.

In a terrifying reflection of what is on the American consciousness, Playmobile has released an
airport security checkpoint playset. Fortunately, Americans haven't totally lost their sense of humor; reading the customer comments is strongly encouraged.

This guy threw his wife's four kids off an 80' bridge into water because he was mad at his wife. (Only three of the kids were his, one was someone else's. The most disturbing thing about this story, to me, was that the family originally assumed he'd traded four children under the age of 4 for drugs, but it turned out he actually didn't even get anything for them.

Removing lead from petrol was supposed to prevent damage to children's mental development. Now it seems that traffic fumes may still be impairing their learning - because of the soot particles it contains.

Apparently if you can't have your own kids, you can just pay some poor Indian girl to do it for you. Mail order babies is kind of the obvious follow up to mail order spouses, isn't it? Just collect all the cereal box tops you, put a sperm and egg in the envelope, and send it off...

could you take in a fight? This informative site will make an estimate based on your physical characteristics
and abject lack of morals. I scored 26! Boo yah!

Apparently it's illegal to solicit cash and sperm from strangers on the internets, at least as long as you don't send them a baby, later. I assume these people would NOT be in trouble, if they'd been sending babies to these people.. Do you pack that in dry ice, or what? I can admit, sometimes the desperation people feel about having kids scares me.