Religion

Relating to beliefs regarding supreme beings, the afterlife, and other faith issues.

Fox News: Brit Hume on Tiger Woods

"The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith," Hume said. "He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith.. So, my message to Tiger is, 'Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world."

And The Lord looked down and spake: "ur doin it wrong"

What's better than a Halloween book burning at the church? A good ol'-fashioned Halloween bible burning!

Commie pinkos prefer the King James

Group plans to do a new translation of the Bible to remove the obvious liberal bias.

Ireland Outlaws Blasphemy

"As part of a revision to defamation legislation, the Dail (Irish Parliament) passed legislation creating a new crime of blasphemy. Ireland’s Blasphemy Bill not only criminalizes free speech, it also gives the police the authority to confiscate anything deemed “blasphemous”. They may enter and search any premises, with force if needed, upon “reasonable suspicion” that such materials are present."

I <3 Sweden

While most Christians mark Easter with prayers and song, one Swedish church opened its mass Sunday by unveiling a life-size Lego statue of Jesus Christ.

One Mind Ministries in Baltimore

"At times there can be an overlap between extreme religious conviction and delusion. It's a difficult area for psychiatry and the legal system."

I Told You To Take Off That Hat, Boy!

What do you do when your nineteen year old son won't take off his hat in church? One man's solution: stab him in the buttock and run!

The Mormon Gulag - now with political connections

The Mormon Gulag: "Norwood was literally kidnapped - at his parent's request - and flown to Utah because, at 15 years old, he was rebelling against their Mormon beliefs and refusing to attend constant church services"

Christmas?

* No thanks, I observe another religious holiday.
* NOWAI, I don't do holidays.
* Only if someone makes me.
* I love lights and cookies and all that Christmas cheer!
* I can't get enough of Jesus! <3

those wacky Taliban

Honestly, if your religious leaders are telling you to throw acid in the face of schoolgirls just because they are trying to get an education, maybe it's time to shop around for something better.

Guitar Praise!

SHRED the riffs…THUMP the bass…BLAST that solid Christian Rock!

This is pretty straight forward, as much as I wish that I'd found something truly ridiculous, it's sadly devoid of any real insanity other than the basic premise of rocking out to your sweet love for jesus I guess. Still I thought it was worth sharing. For bonus points visit the site with your sound on and let the baby jesus rinse your ears out with god soap.

do not taunt happy yoga fun ball

How powerful is yoga? It can apparently "destroy the faith of a Muslim".

Electing Obama was a sin

A church in Wichita has a new marquee. The pastor says, 'They call and tell me he's not a Muslim he's a Christian. That's not the point. The point is he's not a Christian.'

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