Anti-gay Republican California State Senator Roy Ashburn was at a gay club before his arrest for DUI.

Yes, ladies, now you can replace your pubic hair with Swarovski crystals.

Don't think of it as bad news for certain businesses the Netherlands, think of it as a growth opportunity for Americans!

I think there was a previous story here about Indian men needing smaller condoms. Props to BBC news for saying the study group came from the "length and breadth of the country," though. Also, I don't think that anyone's going to push the button on the vend-o-mat for "small," either. My suggestion: call it the INDIAN MAN-O-WAR.

I Tarzan!

"William Dowling, 69, spooned the mercury globules into her floral china cup with the aim of making her dependent on him and rekindling their marriage."

Minors can work as strippers in Rhode Island, as long as they submit work permits, and are off the pole by 11:30 on school nights.

A convicted child molester was found behind a Brooklyn building, naked and bleeding from where he'd bit the tip of his own penis off.

A Maryland woman was injured using a sex toy mounted on the blade of a sabre saw. Some details here.

A US man divorcing his wife is demanding that she return the kidney he donated to her or pay him $1.5m (£1m) in compensation.

Also on Slate.

If you kiss your girlfriend so hard she ruptures an eardrum and loses hearing on that side for two months, you're doing it wrong. Points to BBC for the classy headline.