Minor Malorum Duorum

Everyone has their own taste and... uh interests. This guy really likes cars.

Seventeen Gloucester High students are expecting, and nearly half of them said they made a pact to get pregnant. I kind of prefer the BBC's lead to their more informative story: "Officials ... are investigating how 17 teenage girls from the same school have become pregnant." I bet it's something in the water.

Is barefoot, in the kitchen. Either that, or doing my laundry. This is my expectation,even after you leave me.

A woman, with help from a boyfriend and another male friend, trapped, beat, and branded a 4" letter 'R' on a man of her acquaintance. ... because he didn't call her after they had a one night stand.

Obscenity trial for hardcore pornographer is on hold now that the judge was found posting pictures from the trial to his personal website.

(Oh, and details on the original trial here.)

No, seriously. Sweatpants declaring abstinence. I don't know who thought this was a good idea.

Twelve-year-old girl trained to be a dominatrix. Seriously, ugh.

A government employee* in Japan was disciplined after it was discovered that he'd dedicated his work time to inspecting pornography. 780,000 porn page views in 9 months, 177000 in July alone.... that's 8,850 views a day, 1106/hour, if you're figuring a regular 40 hour work week.

Edited to reflect reality. Thanks Eidola.

*Sorry, S&F, it seems relevant in this case.

No matter how bad your day might seem, just think to yourself: at least I wasn't arrested for having sex with a picnic table today.

It's that age-old story of a boy, five girls, and some concentration camp sexual role play exposed on the internet, in video form. The "target" of this "attack" is suing the newspaper for... uh... letting the world see a less proper side of the British upper crust? Props to TIME for the tackiest use of the phrase 'won't get off that easily' that I've seen in a long time. Possibly ever.

Don't think anyone's shocked at this one. OTOH men lose respect if they explain their feelings.

"Brescoll and Eric Uhlmann at Northwestern University recently completed three separate studies to explore a phenomenon that may be all-too-familiar to women like New York Senator Hillary Clinton: People accept and even reward men who get angry but view women who lose their temper as less competent "

The kind of article that makes go say"Huh" Gary Coleman marries 22 year old Shannon Price. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20177737,00.html

Next time you have a bad flight on a commercial airline, just say to yourself: well, that might have been lame, but at least no one masturbated in my hair.

First puppies flying off cliffs. Now YouTube videos of a mother being gang raped by three teens (who later piss on her) while her children scream in the background. Awesome.

Maybe you should have thought about the issue of paternity before you participated in the online sex auction.