Minor Malorum Duorum

I realize it's not quite a bandsaw, and there aren't pictures, but it's always impressive when someone does something like self decapitation with a chainsaw.

It may be the 21st century, but Texas still has segregated cemeteries.

At least 12 people have died after panicking at a Mexican disco.

A high school in California (not Florida) did a scared-straight exercise where they told students some of their classmates were killed in car accidents when they weren't. Most students didn't find out for a couple hours that it was a lie.

"I am tired of life... I came to Akihabara to kill people. It didn't matter who they were. I came alone."

"Hannah was a happy 13-year-old until she became an 'emo' - part of a sinister teenage craze that romanticises death. Three months later she hanged herself."

Love this quote: "Emos like guitar-based rock with emotional lyrics."

jesus I love this article. Also wonderful: "My Chemical Romance made it to No.1 in the UK chart with Welcome To The Black Parade in October 2006 - the 'black parade' is a place where all emos believe they will go when they die"

"The former head of UCLA's cadaver program and a businessman were indicted Friday on eight felony counts involving black market sales of human body parts."

This is... hard to believe. But... yeah. WTF? SRSLY? It's probably total bullshit conjecture, but hey, who knows? Can't wait for the movie!

"DETECTIVES: Chris Jenkins murder connects dozens around country
Could there be a calculated, cross-country plot to kill young college men, including some in Minnesota? It seems a little hard to believe, but two New York detectives say they can prove it.
Now, they are revealing years of their evidence for the first time to 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS..."

The Japanese suicide fad continues, but these days the hot idea is mixing cleaning chemicals. "It's easy, and everyone can do it." It only occasionally injures dozens of other people.

Because the universe hates us...

Hairdressing just got a little more dangerous. The latest Working Group report by the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) concludes that there is enough evidence to suggest that hairdressers and barbers are "probably" at greater risk from bladder cancer because of their exposure to hair dye.

A guy fatally shot his wife while "drilling" a hole for the satellite connection.... with a gun. Smooth.

Apparently, this Eagle ray decided that while knowing was half the battle, the other half really was violence. I guess what you get when you screw up your state primary is a pissed off ray. The ray uncannily attacked a citizen of Michigan while they were in Florida. Do not anger the rays.

In this case, a woman in France with a rare and obviously horrible cancer has been told no, doctors can't help her get it over with. There is a picture with this article.

Somehow, I doubt it was a drive-by. And they should definitely check local museums.

A Las Vegas clinic reused things like needles. 40,000 people have possibly been exposed to HIV and Hep C.