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If you're going to lift weights at the gym today, please try not to accidentally give birth.

A psych ward patient in Holland skated on an insanity plea after he killed power to an entire hospital thinking he was solving a puzzle in Silent Hill.

It looks like there's a whole new interesting way to get neurological damage. Namely, inhalation of aerosolized pig brains.

... says mother of thirteen, with another bun in the oven. She also names her kids classy things like "Voorhees."

'I screamed, but there was nothing to hear': Man trapped in 23-year 'coma' reveals horror of being unable to tell doctors he was conscious

British doctors issue new warnings over surgeries to create perfect female genitalia. (no pics)

Any gothlings sad about losing their clove cigarettes can follow these illustrated instructions to make their own. The law's about the sale and distribution, not the making and smoking. (via bb.)

If you're immunocompromised, your shower could kill you. Nearly a third of shower heads harbor Mycobacterium avium, which can cause nasty lung infections.

"[...] a 65-year-old man opposed to health care reform struck another man who was trying to reach a MoveOn.org-backed pro-reform rally of 100 participants -- and had half his pinky finger bitten off in return. And, in a dramatic tour de force of socialized medicine, the victim was sent home by doctors after they reattached the digit -- all covered by his Medicare policy."

I wonder if this is less a coincidence, and more a statement.... Is it possible to have violent, rogue left-wingers? ;)

NetBase thinks you can get rid Of Jews with alcohol and salt.

A man protesting government health care started a fight at a town hall meeting. He recently lost his job and has no health insurance, so his friends have been forced to take up a collection to cover his medical bills. Really.

Bank building cleared, dozens sent to hospital because someone sprayed perfume.

Where's my Texas category, curse you!?

Apparently, Self Help is *bad* for you!

You just cannot win in this topsy-turvy world!

Looks like the increasing popularity of sushi combined with modern practices of fish farming are increasing all of our chances to get a new intestinal friend.

Through the miracle of cancer treatments, your fingerprints could just go away.