If you're going to lift weights at the gym today, please try not to accidentally give birth.

It looks like there's a whole new interesting way to get neurological damage. Namely, inhalation of aerosolized pig brains.

... says mother of thirteen, with another bun in the oven. She also names her kids classy things like "Voorhees."

'I screamed, but there was nothing to hear': Man trapped in 23-year 'coma' reveals horror of being unable to tell doctors he was conscious

British doctors issue new warnings over surgeries to create perfect female genitalia. (no pics)

Any gothlings sad about losing their clove cigarettes can follow these illustrated instructions to make their own. The law's about the sale and distribution, not the making and smoking. (via bb.)

If you're immunocompromised, your shower could kill you. Nearly a third of shower heads harbor Mycobacterium avium, which can cause nasty lung infections.

"[...] a 65-year-old man opposed to health care reform struck another man who was trying to reach a MoveOn.org-backed pro-reform rally of 100 participants -- and had half his pinky finger bitten off in return. And, in a dramatic tour de force of socialized medicine, the victim was sent home by doctors after they reattached the digit -- all covered by his Medicare policy."

I wonder if this is less a coincidence, and more a statement.... Is it possible to have violent, rogue left-wingers? ;)

NetBase thinks you can get rid Of Jews with alcohol and salt.