My friend came over and dropped off a bunch of "wedding" books. None of which have been useful, especially not this one.

It's called Guide for the Groom. Here's a close-up of the text, in case you can't read it. Lest you think it's just old and outdated, the copyright is 2006.

Sorry about the tiny picture, it was all I had.

http://www.lovetolinger.com/Internal_Feminine_Flavoring.html

Snatch mints = sugar = yeast infection. *Great* idea, jerks.

Also, claw claw bite.

From here: http://www.dreadgazebo.com/geekcats/

but I'm easy.

I always wonder if these things happen on purpose. It's great to imagine that more people have a sense of humor then I readily believe.

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=175301&catid=124277 (in case you need to order it)

Via BoingBoing.

it's a Muslim, next to the racists, being a bigot... I know these pictures are everywhere right now, but this one is my favorite. (found here)

Gah!