Another argument for a "Florida" category. On top of the ads for no drinking and driving,and no texting while driving, Florida will need to add PSA's for no bikini waxes while driving With all the beaches, it is a wonder this hasn't happened before?

Dear god. Sumo wrestler steals ATM machine by just ripping it out of the ground.

A Texan apartment complex is accused of not renting to Muslims/Asians and segregating their Muslim/Asian renters into one building, to prevent their neighbors from complaining about "curry people."

Seventh-grader arrested for writing on a desk at school.

A Pennsylvania school district issued a laptop to each high school student to take home with them. Awesome! Except the school had the ability to remotely activate the laptops' webcams at any time... and did so. Neither the parents nor the students were notified of or authorized such access. They only found out when an assistant principal told a minor student that she thought he was engaged in inappropriate behavior in his home. You know what's inappropriate behavior? Spying on minor children! Text of the lawsuit.

Canadian immigrant deported for pot possession conviction (for which he paid a fine) from ten years ago. Finally, we've won the war on drugs, or immigration, or terrorism, or, uh, something...

...but not the usual sort. Really, this story illustrates perfectly what's wrong with the whole soiree.

An airport in California was evacuated due to terrorist honey fumes.

Two weeks ago, Howard County Sheriff’s Department deputy Matt Roberson tracked down a wanted fugitive through one of the most popular games on the Internet — World of Warcraft. And he got his man.