Seems like all the entertaining news is in badly written newspapers this week. Here's a better overview of this Amy Bishop lady, the professor who went postal on Friday at the University of Alabama. But more sinister, Dr. Bishop reportedly played Dungeons & Dragons and was a bit of an oddball.

Well, shit. First they came for the roleplayers, and nobody spoke for them. Then, they came for the oddballs, and nobody spoke for them. Then, they came for everyone else, but nobody else was left. ::cue On the Beach end scene::