This is probably not new to all, but it gave me a giggle: http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/.

Franchises available! Call now! From the creator of the site:

So I'm toying with setting up this service for the North East and franchising it to other sections of the country. While New England wouldn't be a top performing area, representatives in the Midwest and the South, the Bible Belt, would have more takers than they could shake a pooper scooper at.