It's always the mom's boyfriend

A two-year-old was strangled by her mom's boyfriend's albino python. You know, once it starts biting your kid on the head, maybe it's time to trade the python for a kitten?

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Wait wait. I see an

Wait wait. I see an opportunity. No snake. No boyfriend. No kid. Three kittens.

Once your boyfriend's snake

Once your boyfriend's snake starts biting your baby, maybe it's time to trade the boyfriend in for a kitten.

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