It's always the mom's boyfriend

ammit — Thu, 07/02/2009 - 04:51

A two-year-old was strangled by her mom's boyfriend's albino python. You know, once it starts biting your kid on the head, maybe it's time to trade the python for a kitten?

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Wait wait. I see an

Incarnadine — Thu, 07/02/2009 - 18:03

Wait wait. I see an opportunity. No snake. No boyfriend. No kid. Three kittens.

Once your boyfriend's snake

Single Entendre — Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:27

Once your boyfriend's snake starts biting your baby, maybe it's time to trade the boyfriend in for a kitten.

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