Minor Malorum Duorum

I was totally unsure which category to give this, but you can plainly see, it's wrong: A man in Wisconsin used a Sawzall to turn a pumpkin into a kayak, which he then christened by breaking another pumpkin on it before setting out to sea.

That's a VIDEO link, and the BBC plays them on auto. It is uncommented, however, so you don't miss anything by killing the sound.