Apparently there's a service which, for the paltry sum of $40 annually, allows folks who do get taken up in the Rapture to send a final in-your-face to the folks who don't. Because, of course, when the rapture comes, we'll all be checking our email.
The e-mails will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers "scattered around the U.S." fail to log in for six days in a row -- a system that incorporates a nice margin of safety, should two of the proprietors turn out to be unrepentant sinners or atheists.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nobut seriously? No e-mail system is going to survive very long once people stop going into work because they're either in heaven or freaking the fuck out.
I kind of hope it's a fraud site, steelin ur financial informationz. Because people who believe they'll be taken up in the Rapture kind of deserve that.
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The e-mails will be
The e-mails will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers "scattered around the U.S." fail to log in for six days in a row -- a system that incorporates a nice margin of safety, should two of the proprietors turn out to be unrepentant sinners or atheists.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nobut seriously? No e-mail system is going to survive very long once people stop going into work because they're either in heaven or freaking the fuck out.
Alternately, three of those
Alternately, three of those people are in car accidents on the same day*, and the e-mails get sent too early.
* 'Cause god has a sense of humor.
Hah! Hope they don't do
Hah! Hope they don't do many interviews of conferences together!
Wow
I kind of hope it's a fraud site, steelin ur financial informationz. Because people who believe they'll be taken up in the Rapture kind of deserve that.