Cat Turns Into Woman When Provoked With Car

Single Entendre's picture

Nigerian Tribune claims some crazy shit. The moral of the story is: Do not be a cat-woman in Nigeria. Or a cat. Or, actually, a woman. Now that I think of it, let's just say, Don't go to Nigeria.

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Incarnadine's picture

Somebody had to say it...

I sincerely write to seek your co-operation and trust to enable my colleagues and I carry out an urgent business opportunity in my department. I work with the Union Bank of Nigeria PLC, currently I am the senior manager of women turning into cats in the motor vehicle collision department of reinsurance....

SoundAndFury's picture

I get that e-mail all the

I get that e-mail all the time! Fucking Cat-women.

MuttWitch's picture

wow

That was the most disjointed article...
I think they saved the real story for the last paragraph. If you can make it that far!

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Single Entendre's picture

I noticed that. Maybe

I noticed that. Maybe whoever wrote it is trying to get a job with CNN, it's totally their style to do so much hand-waving before getting to the point.

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SoundAndFury's picture

Viking cat people!!????

Viking cat people!!???? Well, why didn't you say so?