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Picked a bad week to quit sniffing markers

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Tue, 2008-04-15 07:57 — ammit

An 8-year-old Colorado boy has been suspended for sniffing a Sharpie. The principal has also banned permanent markers in the school itself. The local Poison Control Center says, "Uh, Sharpies don't get you high...." The principal responds, "That r srs markr!"

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Tue, 2008-04-15 08:07 — Single Entendre
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And yet, they flagrantly

And yet, they flagrantly allow teachers to go around covered in dust.

Sure, it's chalk dust, but nonetheless, we all know dust is a code word for PCP.

Morons.

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