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What do you expect to cause your death?
A disease that's currently known to medical science.
30%
A disease that NOT currently known to medical science.
20%
Some form of violence.
10%
Old age.
20%
Other (discuss!)
20%
Total votes: 10
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imagine the conversation at the jail...
Hey man, what're you in for?
Eh, you know. My neighbor caught me nailing the patio furniture.
Caught you...?
Yeah, on video.
What, like a picnic table?
Yeah, one of those things with the umbrella stand?
Oh, yeah. Those're hot. I never could bag one.
Well, I am The Man!
*high fives all around*
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The only difference between theory and practice is that in theory, there is none.
This comment cracked me up
"Please, won't someone think of the children's furniture?"
update!
Well, for you, Dave, you can say, "I haven't been arrested YET."
Nope. Not today.
Nope. Not today.