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Eagle ray jumps from water, strikes and kills woman.

Thu, 2008-03-20 16:18 — Labattadm

Apparently, this Eagle ray decided that while knowing was half the battle, the other half really was violence. I guess what you get when you screw up your state primary is a pissed off ray. The ray uncannily attacked a citizen of Michigan while they were in Florida. Do not anger the rays.

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Sat, 2008-03-22 15:31 — PMMJ
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follow-up

The Explainer explains why aquatic creatures leap through the air.

Fri, 2008-03-21 03:46 — Single Entendre
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So....

Why is the ray dead? Could they not just chuck it back in the water? WTF is wrong with people?

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Fri, 2008-03-21 14:48 — SoundAndFury
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I don't think I'd personally

I don't think I'd personally be walking over to it to pick it up at that point so maybe it quickly drowned? Besides they were probably busy trying to help corpsarella.

Thu, 2008-03-20 16:59 — SoundAndFury
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Thu, 2008-03-20 17:46 — 224215152
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It's the word "this"

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/20/eagleray/index.html

Fri, 2008-03-21 14:47 — SoundAndFury
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Meh.

Meh.