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Woman pried off toilet after two years

Thu, 2008-03-13 03:42 — Oroborous

Apparently her assfat somehow fused into the seat and she spent two years on the can. It's hard to imagine even spending a whole day on the toilet.

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Thu, 2008-03-13 08:31 — ammit
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Well

At least she had a place to Go, unlike the lady who fused herself to the sofa.

Thu, 2008-03-13 09:59 — Single Entendre
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See, this is a semantic issue.

There is no doubt in my mind that the couch lady had a place to Go: The Couch.

I daresay you'll never fish change and hairbrushes out of the couch again without considering that.

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Thu, 2008-03-13 11:48 — ammit
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Semantics indeed

I suppose I meant a proper place to Go. A place designed for Going.

A place which flushes.

Thu, 2008-03-13 08:10 — Ortega
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MythBuster

Sounds like a job for Myth busters.

My kid beat up your honor roll student.