How to make a Christian Porno

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Read my first comment for the whole thing, then vote! Fun!

Jesus Christ you crazy-ass bitch

56%

I get this for maybe a year or two, but five's a bitch much

22%

Sounds like he's a dick, go girl!

I like choice four.

22%

Total votes: 9

Wed, 2008-02-20 17:21 — Oroborous

A Proposal for a Christian Pornography offers us a treatise on how to make the kind of porno that Jesus approves of. I particularly recommend Fisting and God's Will.

Thu, 2008-02-21 10:13 — PMMJ

I think I have to call shenanigans on this one, amusing as it is.