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Why Not To Put QTips In The Ear Canal

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Tue, 2008-01-29 13:31 — Single Entendre

... it's actually because your doctor might miss it and you'll spend 9 years deaf in that ear. One day, a petrified waxy cotton bud might crawl out of your ear and restore your hearing.

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Tue, 2008-01-29 20:28 — Incarnadine
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"Jerome has kept the waxy

"Jerome has kept the waxy bud as a souvenir."

Eeu.

Wed, 2008-01-30 13:09 — PMMJ
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sekritly

I would have kept it also.

Tue, 2008-01-29 14:42 — SoundAndFury
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I'm hoping a waxy, cotton

I'm hoping a waxy, cotton bud will pop out of my spine and it'll turn out I'm actually 5'11".