How do you use profanity?

Single Entendre's picture
I NEVER use profanity!
8% (1 vote)
For comedic effect.
23% (3 votes)
For maximum offensiveness.
0% (0 votes)
When totally unnecessary.
23% (3 votes)
As the soundtrack to painful injury.
15% (2 votes)
WTF?
31% (4 votes)
Total votes: 13

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You left out

As a means of locomotion.

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Single Entendre's picture

also

"On heavy flow days"

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The only difference between theory and practice is that in theory, there is none.

224215152's picture

Given my druthers

I would choose options 2 - 5. Punctuation, exclaimation, adjective - profanity is fucking versatile. ;)

Single Entendre's picture

Swearing is good for team spirit.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071017/od_afp/britainemploymentlanguageoffbeat_071017155439

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The only difference between theory and practice is that in theory, there is none.

ammit's picture

The very nice Mormon on my

The very nice Mormon on my team might object.

Single Entendre's picture

For Health Reasons

I *knew* I forgot one of the important options!

And, yeah, I very much wished we could do one of those multiple choice polls.

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The only difference between theory and practice is that in theory, there is none.

ammit's picture

I cursed a lot today.

I cursed a lot today.

MuttWitch's picture

I would have chosen at least

I would have chosen at least 3 of those, if I could. Also, I curse when I'm angry, but not trying to be offensive, like when I'm stuck in traffic, and when I'm angry at myself like, for forgetting things, dropping things, doing something stupid in general. A lot of those times, it's also for comedic value though. Anger and comedy work well together. ;)

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SoundAndFury's picture

w0rd

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