Minor Malorum Duorum

I love this report so much that I would marry it if I wasn't already married to SE. From the ever burgeoning list of dangerous products coming out of China, the Toxic Jesus Fish jewelry for children is among the very finest.

By the way, I have already registered the name "Toxic Jesus Fish" for my band, so don't get any ideas, S&F. Come see us at the Orpheum next Friday and show up early enough to see the opening act "Dangerously Crappy Hammocks."