If you pass the camp general, [...], and forget to salute, you will be on the ground doing push-ups. Make a wrong remark, and you might have a dog biscuit pushed into your mouth.
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What matters in life, Phillips told the kids, is not what happens to you but how you deal with it. Abuse comes because life isn't fair. That's what Satan does to Christians, no matter how hard they try, the camp leaders say.

So... the camp leaders are Satan?

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"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has it's limits" ~A.E.