Things that don't belong together

ammit's picture

"Size 20" and "lolita."

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Incarnadine's picture

Organic cigarettes. I figure

Organic cigarettes. I figure some folks on here can probably explain their existence to me, but if you're ingesting something that's carcinogenic anyhow, why not get the maximum toxicity per square inch?

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If I weren't on so much medication, you would now be a small
pile of debris in the middle of your cubicle.

Single Entendre's picture

... you get a high-grade,

... you get a high-grade, more wholesome cancer, and can die knowing you supported local artisan purveyors of death?

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The only difference between theory and practice is that in theory, there is none.

Incarnadine's picture

*shoots Cherry Coke out

*shoots Cherry Coke out nose*

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If I weren't on so much medication, you would now be a small
pile of debris in the middle of your cubicle.

SoundAndFury's picture

While they are dumb yeah, I

While they are dumb yeah, I think they're less addictive... so I guess you could better moderate your smoking. I still think they're dumb.

On the other hand, The Smoking Man on X-Files smoked 'em instead of real ones 'cuz he'd recently quit after many many years when he got the part. Heh. ;)

Single Entendre's picture

ooh, I'll play!

"vegetarian" and "corn dog"

;)

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The only difference between theory and practice is that in theory, there is none.

SoundAndFury's picture

"Elephant" and "Urethra!'

"Elephant" and "Urethra!'