What makes a gothic kitten gothic? Body piercings. (No pictures of said kittens on the link.) I can't decide if this is heinous cruelty to animals, or if I want one.

Edgar the cat may have gotten her face caught in a car's fan belt, and partially ripped off. But it's OK, because her vet sewed it back on. There is an after picture, not so bad. No before picture.

Don't know that I quite agree with all of them but Chaotic Evil and Lawful Evil are particularly tasty:

http://splinteredportals.com/cat_alignment/

This is just too strange. Apparently, large objects flying overhead cause chickens to freak out, and then they run into things, breaking the eggs inside them, which causes infections, killing them.

Or so it is claimed.

This isn't exactly bad but I had to post it after the bear story. So let's just say that it's a bad story because people really shouldn't keep kittens in burning buildings.

SYDNEY (Reuters) - A dog was hailed as a hero on Sunday after it risked its life to save a litter of newborn kittens from a house fire, rescuers said.

Actor Joseph Petcka is claiming self defense after being arrested for killing his girlfriend's kitteh.
It may not have done anything for his chances at an emmy, but surely it will get him a shot at the Ass Hat Awards.

Ever want an exotic pet? How about lovebugz, a service that will mail you what they claim is a special breed of non-biting pubic lice. For cheap. Because they think it's sexy.

It's worth noting that the BugGirl blog thinks that it's a hoax.

Sometimes you sit on the elephant, sometimes the elephant sits on you. Or, uses your head as a butt-plug. By the way, if you're not already reading it, I recommend to add the failblog to your daily internet round-up. It's full of schadenfreude.

"Man Gouges Alligator's Eyes After Arm Ripped Off To Escape Attack"

Street Sweeper Wins, Flawless Victory.

Poor the dog. Should've stayed home that day.