SANTA FE (KRQE) - The state Supreme Court has overturned the drunken driving conviction of a motorist found passed out in his vehicle with the keys on the passenger seat.

...with solar panels alone.

I'm sure this will degenerate into the morality of tattooing your cat, but some of these pictures are pure awesome.

According to a Cornell University study, unattractive defendants are 22 percent more likely to be convicted than good-looking ones. And the unattractive also get slapped with harsher sentences - an average of 22 months longer in prison.

Even though it's designed for them. Unless, of course, you believe in things like this: "If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!"

welve Indonesian children have died after a suspension bridge collapsed as they were taking part in a traditional ceremony to dispel bad luck, a local official said.

When you want a doll, how about a stillborn two week old fetus replica? You do have to say why you're buying it on the order form: is it because your baby is in heaven with Jesus, or perhaps because you're a lawyer?

When sack tapping gets serious.

(¡¡¡¡¡¡not for the eyeball sensitive!!!!)

California cage fighter ingests hallucinogens and disembowels his training partner to kill the devil. Or something.

$5 says this guy had also been taking steroids.

I agree with Ourobouros, the cops should not have to see shit like this.

You have the right to remain silent, but you have to invoke it now.