Everybody thought he was the oldest living man in Tokyo at 111. Turns out, he died some 30 years ago after holing up in his room to become the Living Buddha, and his family had been covering for him ever since. And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Respect for the Elderly Day.

"Rock band the Kings of Leon have been forced to end a concert early after pigeons defecated on them from the rafters of a US venue."

The URL for this story is actually better than the headline: Coroner Says UK Nanny Loved Herself To Death

A TSA agent was arrested after assaulting a colleague. For mocking his penis size.

In case you ... I don't know. Think parasites are neat? Obviously the people writing these posts do, but they would, they are parasitologists.

http://dailyparasite.blogspot.com/

"According to a new study, male mouse tears contain a sex pheromone called ESP1, which makes female mice more receptive to mounting."

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall. The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.

Hahahahaahaha! Mother Nature fucks us again. ;)

"In their twenties, men’s T levels begin a long decline, often experienced as diminished passion and appetite for life. Suppressed T levels are associated with depression, heart attacks, dementia, and overall mortality rates from 88 to 250 percent higher. One of the few things that can reliably and immediately revive a man’s sagging testosterone is exposure to a new woman."

"Mice have been used for research in nearly every field, be it medicine, psychology or genetics. In one recent finding regarding genetics study on mice published in the BMC Genetics journal, scientists have managed to turn mice gay by simply altering their genome structure."

*By "We" I mean people who respect science. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

"Kids around the country are getting high on the internet, thanks to MP3s that induce a state of ecstasy. And it could be a gateway drug leading teens to real-world narcotics.

At least, that’s what Oklahoma News 9 is reporting about a phenomenon called “i-dosing,” which involves finding an online dealer who can hook you up with “digital drugs” that get you high through your headphones.

And officials are taking it seriously."