If you find yourself in Missouri and in need of medical attention, I recommend leaving the state before seeking a hospital.

Students participating in a protest against sexual assault, racism and homophobia on campus receive threats of rape and murder.

You know how hackers in Hollywood movies have nonsensical magic powers that let them do crazy stuff, like make computers blow up, or type madly for a few minutes and make a program appear, or take control of an airplane's computers from their seat and fly it from there? Well, it turns out that last one is possible after all. Safe flying, everyone.

And not just in cars. Helecopters, too.

Students at Georgia school fight to hold a non-segregated prom, because Georgia.

You shouldn't need a tetanus shot before heading to the dentist. Or a Hep C and HIV test afterwards.

Woman with horribly running nose doesn't have allergies after all.

Ukranian Navy trains dolphins to kill, then accidentally lets killer dolphins loose.

Florida passes law to make life harder for illegal immigrants, accidentally causes international incident.

The Republican party, looking for a way to stop themselves from talking about rape (yes, seriously) turns to the anti-choice crowd, because that's who you should go to when you're looking to soften your message.