Minor Malorum Duorum

Florida substitute teacher suspended after being accused of wizardry. Srsly.

What does a thirteen-year-old do with hookers on a $30K spree?

He playes Halo with them.

I think Ralph Hardy is a pretty cool guy, eh hires hookers and doesn't afraid of anything.

Hillary Clinton is saying now that she is more electable because white Americans like her more, especially whites who haven't completed college. She's in effect asking you to choose the candidate that uneducated whites support, because that's who can win the general election.

Some wayward youth dug up a grave and took the occupant's skull to use as a bong. Why? Who the hell knows.

Apparently, you can scan a brain and see the after effects of molestation. (In this context, specifically, visible differences in the scanned brains of suiciders who had been abused, versus those who had not.)

Whoa.

"That's an astonishing number. Imagine if one out of every three cows, or one out of every three chickens, were dying. That would raise a lot of alarm."

A government employee* in Japan was disciplined after it was discovered that he'd dedicated his work time to inspecting pornography. 780,000 porn page views in 9 months, 177000 in July alone.... that's 8,850 views a day, 1106/hour, if you're figuring a regular 40 hour work week.

Edited to reflect reality. Thanks Eidola.

*Sorry, S&F, it seems relevant in this case.

This is... hard to believe. But... yeah. WTF? SRSLY? It's probably total bullshit conjecture, but hey, who knows? Can't wait for the movie!

"DETECTIVES: Chris Jenkins murder connects dozens around country
Could there be a calculated, cross-country plot to kill young college men, including some in Minnesota? It seems a little hard to believe, but two New York detectives say they can prove it.
Now, they are revealing years of their evidence for the first time to 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS..."

I guess the headline says most of it. The denouement is something like, The police are not amused.

Actually, no, it was just Sea World. But they did wreck a dolphin into another dolphin during a show. It died. How long do dolphins live, anyway? That one was 30. I mean, how long do dolphins live when they're not crashed into other dolphins?

A 73 year old man has apparently kept his daughter in the basement and had 7 kids with her. His *actual* wife was living upstairs, and there were 7 *other* kids with her. She was down there since 1984.

Why? Why do people need to be that way?!

The Japanese suicide fad continues, but these days the hot idea is mixing cleaning chemicals. "It's easy, and everyone can do it." It only occasionally injures dozens of other people.

Apparently this guy not only refused to stop displaying a bible in class and lecturing on the true meaning of Good Friday and Easter, but also burned crosses into the arms of some of his students.

A private citizen in Oregon has issued a $540 parking ticket to a police officer who parked illegally. I'm guessing the private citizen is going to get pulled over nigh constantly from now on.